Toast

Firstly, prepare the bread by taking it out of the packet.

Put each slice in suitable toaster and press down the button. Beware of Warbutons toast as it often doesn't fit in a average toaster, I once went round currys with a slice of bread only to find out no toasters would cater for the sheer size of Warbutons Bread.

Whilst the toast is cooking keep a watchful eye on it, leave it for around 1-3 minutes before pressing the cancel button. I prefer 1 minute and 34 seconds

Once the toast is cooked place it on a pre-heated plate and generously spread with butter.

Eat it quick, as it is best when hot