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Anything but turkey?

Posted at , 20 December 2010 by Stuart Walton - Food and wine writer

There will always be a place for the turkey on Britain's Christmas table, but growing numbers of us have begun thinking the unthinkable, and trying something else. We gave up turkey in my family in 1997, and haven't really looked back.

The arguments against the festive turkey are well enough known. It is a stupendously boring meat, the overdeveloped breast of which requires endless intervention to stop it from being as dry as the sole of an old slipper. No matter what you do to it in the way of stuffings, seasonings and gravies, it still ends up tasting like boring turkey. Then, just as you've had quite enough for another year, it turns out there is enough of it left to delight you for days on end yet.

So what else might be on the menu? The increasingly popular alternative is a goose. It has much more rounded flavour, it bastes itself, the fat is fabulous for roast potatoes (and will keep all through the following year), and - depending on how many of you there are - you'll probably only need one more meal to finish it off.

Goose is what we converted to when we abandoned turkey, and in all the years since, we have only ever had one disappointing one. That said, goose can create its own problems. It is fiendishly expensive (as much as £69 a pop in one of the high street multiples), and it isn't easy to tell how much meat an individual bird will turn out to yield. This is the one time of year when short rations are really not the point.

So perhaps we won't have goose this year. But what else might we have? One of my friends is roasting a brace of chickens, which might sound a less enthralling option until you start to eat it. Decent corn-fed free-range chicken roasted with garlic, lemon and herbs is a much more succulent and satisfying proposition than a big fat turkey.

If there are no more than two or three of you, a good duck is worth a punt. Its deeply flavoured meat is even richer and tastier than goose, and lends itself to a variety of treatments. It's also a much better partner than any of the above for a big belting red wine - and what is Christmas Day without (at least) one of those?

Open quotationChristmas Day fare needs to feel as though it's more than just a Sunday roastClose quotation

Does it have to be a bird? What about a whole joint of beef fillet, cooked tenderly pink, and served with a creamy, garlicky dauphinoise as well as roasties? Or a perfectly crackled pork loin? Well yes, but then what are we going to have on Boxing Day? Somehow, Christmas Day fare at least needs to feel as though it's more than just a Sunday roast.

Let this be a warning to you. If you're contemplating having a change from turkey this year for the first time, beware. You aren't so much liberating yourself for a world of possibility as landing yourself with an agonising annual debate, in which everybody has the right to put in their two penn'orth, with the risk that nobody ends up happy. Perhaps it was better when people just got what they were given. Vegetarians, take heart. You will never have to worry about this.

What are you eating this year? And are you having a big debate about it?

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  • 20 December 2010, 1:07PM

    angie54321

    Open QuoteHow about Chestnut Pate En Croute? from here (page 12): http://content.yudu.com/Library/A1q29c/VivaMiniGuidetoaVegg/resources/index.htm or Christmas Squash with Aromatic Wild Rice and Pine Nut Stuffing? (from the same guide) So much more interesting that turkey!

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  • 20 December 2010, 2:05PM

    Nicola

    Open QuoteWe never have turkey...normally we have roast beef, sometimes venison, but never turkey!

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  • 22 December 2010, 11:21AM

    StormyRaincloud

    Open QuoteWe always have turkey, in fact we have turkey all round, we love it. We get turkey crowns rather than a full bird, cheaper and less waste and we don't find it boring at all.

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  • 22 December 2010, 11:22AM

    StormyRaincloud

    Open QuoteThat's all year round :)

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  • 22 December 2010, 12:55PM

    Lushious

    Open QuoteWe have turkey - but only once a year, or maybe at Easter, so it's a treat. My mum's turkey is never dry and we all love the accompaniments e.g. chestnut stuffing mmmm. Will be certainly looking forward to my turkey this year.

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  • 22 December 2010, 1:14PM

    schubun

    Open QuoteWe'll be having turkey this year as we're round at the out-laws for Christmas Day, however they think there'll never be enough food for all 9 of us, so they're also cooking a pork loin and a duck. If you wrap the turkey in bacon/pancetta then that helps to stop the turkey from becoming dry......roll on the new year diet!

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  • 28 December 2010, 10:51AM

    Azucar

    Open QuoteThis year, we had a leg of lamb, marinated in spices and honey and cooked for 7 hours... Gorgeous, despite the electrics giving up for an hour and a half!

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  • 4 January 2011, 12:18PM

    drusilla

    Open QuoteI cooked three separate Christmas dinners this year - the obligatory turkey (which is never dry!), venison pie and a pork loin joint. Must say, my favourite was the turkey (leftovers went into a turkey curry to be frozen for later - yum!)

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  • 9 January 2011, 9:07PM

    Loafer

    Open QuoteWe live in Florida. This year we completely de-boned a 14lb turkey, then seasoned and rolled it, wrapped the skin back around it and roasted it on the rotisserie outdoors. It was fantastic - moist and flavorful, and had the added bonus for me of being able to make the stock and gravy ahead of the big day. Next Christmas I am going to attempt to stuff the turkey roll with the Lightly Spiced Christmas Stuffing from this site which is simply the best I have ever made.

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  • 10 January 2011, 2:23PM

    A.S.S (a super song)

    Open Quoteಠ_ಠ

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