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The curse of the Ecotarians
Posted at 5:02PM, 20 July 2009 by Andy Lynes - Food writerI've got nothing against vegetarians; I'm a part time veggie myself and often cook meat and fish-free meals for the family. I also have nothing against vegans, although their predilection for vile tasting soya milk makes popping round for coffee something of an ordeal.
But I do have a problem with ecotarians, whose diet is entirely determined by ecological considerations. What's good for the planet is good for their palate. So what could possibly be wrong with that that? Nothing, except I'm tired of bearing the weight of the entire world on my shoulders.
Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall wants me to care about chickens, while Jamie Oliver is desperate for me to think more about the welfare of pigs. Now ecotarians expect me to "consider the impact on the land of growing the product, the impact of transporting the product from where it was produced, and the labour conditions for the people who grow the product".
That's not just an unfair expectation, its an unrealistic one too.
creating a culture where consumer demand dictates how the world operates ethically and morally is a recipe for disaster...
For example, you might think that buying green beans grown in the UK would add less to your carbon footprint than opting for ones imported from Kenya. Not according to Jules Pretty, Professor of Environment and Society at the University of Essex and the man who coined the term 'food miles' along with his more famous college Professor Tim Lang.
In an interview for the now sadly defunct foodradio.com , Pretty stated that international food miles - the environmental costs of moving food around the globe - were "trivial" compared to domestic food miles and could be "largely forgotten".
So if we can't even rely on logic to guide us to a suitably ecotarian purchase, what information is there available to help us? The Carbon Trust have introduced a carbon labelling scheme that will "provide a measure of a product's carbon footprint (embodied GHG emissions) across its life cycle" but its not yet widely adopted.
And even if it is, creating a culture where consumer demand dictates how the world operates ethically and morally is a recipe for disaster, particularly in these cash-strapped times when for most people, price is a far more pressing concern that principles when it comes to deciding what to eat.
The treatment of employees and animals in the course of food production and the environmental impact of feeding the world are profound issues that can only be properly addressed at government level. It should not depend on what individuals choose to put into their shopping baskets.
So in protest of big business and government trying to offload the big, difficult decisions they should be making for all of us onto the overworked and under informed buying public, I'm starting an ideologically based food movement of my own.
We are the freakotarians and our mantra is 'eat whatever thou wilt shall be the whole of the law'. We'll scoff foie gras while flying down to Rio for lunch. We won't think twice about eating battery farmed chickens; all our veg will come from a central warehouse in Swindon and travel via Edinburgh to get to Brighton.
Freakotarianism will release you from the bewildering moral dilemmas that you pay politicians to sort out for you. Free your mind and your stomach will follow; delegate upwards and make food a pleasure rather than a source of guilt.


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