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Snack attack
Posted at 3:30PM, 26 February 2009 by Andy Lynes - Food writer
The UK's snack market is worth £2 billion a year, according to the FSA, and dedicated snackers even have their own website, where the merits of chicken tikka crisps and Marmite rice cakes are debated with the sort of obsessive zeal usually reserved for gourmet restaurant meals. Perhaps it was that level of passionate interest that prompted chef Heston Blumenthal of three Michelin-starred restaurant The Fat Duck to get involved in Walkers Crisps' current Do Us A Flavour campaign, whereby the general public were invited to suggest new crisp flavours. A team of judges headed by Blumenthal whittled down the 1.2 million suggestions to a shortlist of six, which are now on sale. A second public vote will decide on an overall winner which will then go into full production.
It all sounds pretty revolting but, bearing in mind that Blumenthal's snail porridge is one of the most delicious things I've ever eaten, I decided to organise a family taste test
It's unsurprising that the man who brought you Mustard ice cream with red cabbage gazpacho would also be behind Cajun Squirrel and Chilli & Chocolate flavour crisps. It all sounds pretty revolting but, bearing in mind that Blumenthal's snail porridge is one of the most delicious things I've ever eaten, I decided to organise a family taste test to see if any of the new flavours deserve shelf space alongside old favourites like cheese and onion, or my particular guilty pleasure, Worcestershire Sauce Wheat Crunchies.
The blind tasting was conducted by Alice (11), George (15), Gill (age not important) and me (younger than you'd think), trying each flavour in turn, scoring them out of 10 and recording our tasting notes. We also tried to guess what each flavour was.
Bottom of the pile was Fish and Chips with 11/40. Chilli & chocolate was rated "OK", while Cajun Squirrel fared better ("Nice, but tastes like roast chicken flavour" - George; "Spicy, harsh heat. Not a cleanly defined flavour." - Andy). But Onion Bhaji was the Lynes family taste test winner, with a total of 21 points. George gave them a whopping 9 out of 10, while I awarded 7 points for the "nice onion flavour and good spices". This was in marked contrast, however, to curry-loving Alice's "blurgh yuck" comment and paltry 1 out of 10. Gill was also unenthusiastic, awarding just 4 points, saying that "they taste just like all the others".
Despite women tending to have more taste buds than men, it was the male members of the Lynes family who came out on top in the flavour identification stakes. Both George and I successfully identified all six flavours, while Alice mistook Fish & Chips for Chilli & Chocolate and Gill thought Crispy Duck was Onion Bhaji flavour.
Apart from illustrating exactly how subjective taste can be, our deeply unscientific exercise was great fun. But with bizarre snacks ranging from octopus flavour crisps to vanilla cream-filled pretzels already on the market, I'm not sure how desperately the world needs yet more odd snack food.
Did someone say doner kebab crisps? Now you're talking...



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