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Why big isn't always best

Posted at , 04 December 2008 by Andrea McGinniss - Editor, bbcgoodfood.com

'Tis the season to eat canapés, and plenty of them. We're lucky enough to get invited to the odd launch party, and though we're always very happy to meet the man/woman/team behind the latest restaurant/bar/book/computer game, I have to admit the enjoyment of the event is often relative to the quality of the canapés.

So what makes a good canapé? As a seasoned grazer I can say it's not just about good ingredient combinations and creativity. There's practical factors to take into consideration too. For all those planning on doing some Christmas entertaining, or working in PR, here are some tips to consider.

1. Size. Forget what they say. Size DOES matter and this is one instance where bigger is definitely not better. You want your canapé to be small enough to eat in one bite, not so that it'll dribble down your dress, or worse still, into the eye of the painfully polite PR person opposite you. Warning: beware the canapé bearing the whole cherry tomato - if you can't pop the whole thing into your mouth, just say no! Whole burgers and hot dogs seem to be pretty popular right now but aren't the most elegant thing to eat so are often waved away.

2. The octopus complex. Unfortunately most of us were only born with two hands. One for holding the flute of fizz, one for picking up the canapés with. If there's no table to teeter your drink on it's virtually impossible to hold that cute but cumbersome mini box of fish and chips. And where do you put your used toothpicks, porcelain spoons, and skewers? Check the closest plants pots, you might be surprised. Lesson learnt: the less packaging the better.

Open quotationForget what they say. Size DOES matter and this is one instance where bigger is definitely not better.Close quotation

3. Feeling saucy. Do we really want to dip our sausage/scotch egg/spring roll into someone else's sauce pot? Despite what mum taught us double dipping still goes on out there. And there's always a few relics from the last person's dunk still floating around in there. Note: The less interaction with the dish the better.

4. Quantity. Make many! If they're not planted right next to the kitchen, chances are the less pushy guests won't get their hands on the good stuff. Anything seafood related usually gets scoffed very quickly. The answer is: make more of them, or else circulate the trays from a different direction. Unless it's me standing next to the kitchen of course!

What's your favourite canapé? And which do you try to avoid?

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  • 4 December 2008, 3:55PM

    sheppy

    Open QuoteA perfect summary of the troubles with canapes! The worst one to get wrong out of all 4 points...I reckon the quantity! There is nothing worse than not having enough.

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  • 4 December 2008, 4:31PM

    Suzanne

    Open QuoteAnything that leaves you with greasy fingers is pretty bad - you'll have to suddenly shake hands with someone, or even worse, accidentally run your hands through your hair, resulting in a less than aromatic barnet. And anything that gives you terrible breath is also a no-no. Nothing with garlic mayo!

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  • 4 December 2008, 4:39PM

    Emily

    Open QuoteWhole lamb chops were being handed out at a do recently - they looked delicious but I couldn't imagine how to eat one delicately! Nothing beats a salmon blini with a glass of fizz in my opinion, except perhaps a really good cheesy biscuit...

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  • 4 December 2008, 10:40PM

    James

    Open QuoteThe answer to the cherry tomato problem is to slice them thinly - interleave 2 slices with a thin slice of mozzarella (you can use the smallest cutter in the cutter set you have at the back of the drawer), flash them in the oven and slide them on to a toasted croute, and spoon a little pesto or tapanade on top. I also like using 1/2 a small baked new potato as a canape base - nice with smoked trout mousse piped on top, with caviar, or blue cheese mousse. To stop the canapes slipping off the plate I've a pretty good tip here: http://www.thecotswoldfoodyear.com/2008/12/1001-kitcen-tips-36-no-move-canaps.html

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  • 5 December 2008, 2:42AM

    Holly

    Open QuoteBite size is definitely best. I've been to a few parties where they have those plastic things that go on the side of your plate and hold your drink. I don't trust them, the holders or the plates aren't the right shape.And why do people only talk to you when you have just popped something in your mouth - on that note - fatty pieces of meat are awful too - chewing for ages and when you've had enough - there's no polite way to take that yucky inedible chuck out of your mouth! Choose good cuts!

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  • 5 December 2008, 11:55AM

    gemcheat

    Open QuoteI love smoked salmon blinis! Hate anything that is too big and can't be consumed in one bite.

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  • 5 December 2008, 3:02PM

    Becks

    Open QuoteI went to a party at St John where they were giving out whole hard boiled eggs IN THEIR SHELLS. I don't doubt that Fergus Henderson stands around in his party dress shelling himself eggs, but I have no wish to do it in mine. And all those old men breathing their champagne and egg fumes all over you. Rank. Venison parfait and chutney on rosemary shortbread. Canape nirvana.

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  • 5 December 2008, 3:17PM

    Andrea

    Open QuoteThanks for the cherry tomato tip James, although I think I'd still find a way to spill it down my top no matter how thinly it was sliced. Salmon blinis - yes I agree, yum... Venison parfait? I want to go to that launch! Can you invite me as your plus one next time Becks?!

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  • 6 December 2008, 7:14AM

    Stormy

    Open QuoteMy favourite canape is a mini yorkshire pudding with a piece of beef and minute amount of horseradish sauce. One answer to the difficulty of eating canapes and holding a glass of wine is to provide a plate that has a glass holder attached to it. Very useful.

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  • 8 December 2008, 4:28PM

    sioden

    Open QuoteI was singing with a few friends in a wedding this summer, and we were invited to the champagne reception afterwards. The had the most delicious crab cakes I've ever tasted, and perfect rare beef with horseradish in mini yorkshire - I'm still looking for the perfect crab cake recipe to mimick them!!!

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  • 10 December 2008, 6:44PM

    survivalcook

    Open QuoteAnything bit-sized as agreed, no toothpicks either. Finger food is finger food. Horrendeous to hear of the fatty meat and eggs in shells yeurrrkk. Mini fish or crab balls are good, so are mini meat balls ( but MUST be good mince). All must be fairly moist though because of no communal dipping.

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  • 11 December 2008, 8:17AM

    miniminx

    Open Quotebring on the pastry! that perfect little square of filo or puff is a blank canvas for a perfect canape. my current fav: haggis with a dollop of sweet chilli in the centre - with a dram it's an Edinburgh classic!

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  • 11 December 2008, 10:29AM

    Pixie83

    Open QuoteI always avoid smelly/big canapes and any that have ingrediants that could get stuck in your teeth, like spinach. The best canape is one that will not leave any evidence once eaten.

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  • 11 December 2008, 7:08PM

    Teletubbies1

    Open QuoteFabulous. And it's good to see a sub-editor getting a share of the writing limelight. Not that we don't re-write most things anyway!

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