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Excuse the pun, but...

Posted at , 20 May 2008 by Andrea McGinniss - Editor, bbcgoodfood.com

Anyone who knows me knows I love a good pun - and a bad one too. I'm very lucky I get to work in a job where I can indulge in bad punnery daily. Luckily for you most of them don't make it onto the website, I just have to make do with making my workmates cringe instead.

But you don't need me to put a little pun-shine in your life (sorry). It's everywhere. From hairdressers (in Ireland I loved Curl up and Dye - but somehow resisted having my hair cut there) to florists (in Melbourne, Shoots and Leaves), but my favourites are undoubtedly the fast food joints.

Open quotationI can't help smiling when I walk past the Spice Grills. Past its prime and a little on the seedy side, no one can accuse it of being inappropriately named.Close quotation

Every day on my way to work I can't help smiling when I walk past the Spice Grills. Past its prime and a little on the seedy side, no one can accuse it of being inappropriately named. In Melbourne when I wanted something quick and vegetarian I could go to Lord of the Fries.

When I lived in Ireland there was nothing that magic about Abrakebabra, but the kebabs hit the spot after a couple too many Guinness's. If I ever find myself craving fried chicken or pizza in Leyton I'm definitely going to seek out Drum and Base, and next time I'm in Covent Garden I hope to pop into Just Felafs, just for the laugh, like.

It's the fish and chips shops, though, that take first plaice (groan) when it comes to the puns. Londoners can pay their respects to great fish and chips at The Codfather in Finchley, get down and groove at the Fishcotheque in Waterloo or chow down on chips at the Rock and Sole Plaice in Covent Garden.

I don't know about you, but I like a bit of fun pun with my fried food. Maybe one day I'll even open my very own takeaway, Just for the Halibut. Let me know if you've found any gems in your travels, I'd love to expand my repertoire.

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  • 20 May 2008, 2:23PM

    Caroline

    Open QuoteNot on the subject of food, but there's a taxidermist in Islington called 'Get Stuffed'. Nice.

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  • 20 May 2008, 2:37PM

    robin

    Open QuoteThere used to be a kebab shop round the corner from my house called Kebabylon, I always enjoyed that pun (as well as the occasional late-night kebab)

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    20 May 2008, 3:40PM

    Tom

    Open QuoteThere's a few <a href="http://www.shophorror.co.uk/pages/gallery.html">here ...</a> Battersea Cod's Home is genius ...

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  • 20 May 2008, 4:03PM

    Andrea

    Open QuoteI just heard about another one: Jason's Doner Van. Love it :)

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  • 20 May 2008, 7:36PM

    James

    Open QuoteMaybe it's a marketing thing with the fish 'n chip shops. I keep going past 'For Cod's Sake' in Cheltenham. You certainly remember it - and road rage aside, you say it out loud while you're passing too. Still haven't been in though.

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  • 21 May 2008, 10:25AM

    Little Red Courgette

    Open QuoteI had a fingerlickin good piece of friend chicken in a diner in New York called Pluck U. Surprisingly the service was pretty friendly too.

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  • 21 May 2008, 4:28PM

    Mark

    Open QuoteOutwardly we all groan at puns, but a good pun leaves me warm, happy and in admiration of the punner. I like to reward such establishments with my custom. In an unknown town I would buy my chips from Dave/Kev/Bev's Plaice, my roses at Making Scents and my sausages at J. Blog & Sons Butchers because the sign says "We meat your needs". As the Spencer Davis Group sang... Keep on punning!

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  • 21 May 2008, 9:27PM

    shez

    Open QuoteMine is a hair dresser one too which was in my home town until a few months ago and it was Roland Wrinklers. Not sure if Roland existed!!!

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  • 22 May 2008, 8:10AM

    Chris Brack

    Open QuoteHi, my wife and I were only talking about this subject a few weeks ago. We were thinking of running a gourmet fish and chip van, sellingthings like salt and pepper squid, pints of prawns with alioli, goose fat chips etc. We were thinking of calling it Cods Wollop.

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  • 23 May 2008, 4:46PM

    Holly

    Open QuoteSome fab ones there. I love a good pun, the more cringey the better. Unfortunately I'm rubbish at thinking of them, it's much harder than people realise. I'm going to start paying more attention to signs in hope of spotting a good one.

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  • 23 May 2008, 5:15PM

    akzincke

    Open QuoteIf you're ever in Dewsbury (or Dewsbronx as some locals call it, not without justification) a visit to Get Battered is worth a couple of quid. That's a fish n chippery, as if you didn't guess.

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  • 24 May 2008, 9:19PM

    chocolate-rose

    Open Quotethere's definitely something about a good bad-pun! :-D here's a link to a thread that there was on the bbc food message boards about pun names: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mbfood/F2670471?thread=5267269 some of them are a great laugh! x

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  • 27 May 2008, 3:48PM

    Louise

    Open QuoteA fried chicken place opened up near us a couple of years ago and it was called Kents Tuck In fried chicken.It didn't last long and rumour had it that Kentucky sued them though i doubt this was true it made a good local story.

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  • 28 May 2008, 11:44AM

    Zoe Lee

    Open QuoteA greasy spoon van near our local tip (nice...) is called 'Everything under the bun'!

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  • 30 May 2008, 11:21AM

    philw2008

    Open QuoteMy favourite is a curry restaurant in Birmingham called 'Balti Towers'.

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  • 3 June 2008, 10:23PM

    Marola

    Open QuoteIf I'm not too late to add a few that I have found in my travels Crusty Bloomers (a bakers in Bradford on Avon) Shirley Temple (Curry house in Shirley,Birmingham) Fork 'n Ale (Pub fast food by Ushers of Trowbridge)

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  • 19 June 2008, 12:07PM

    Lesley

    Open QuoteSorry, nothing to do with food but I saw a cleaning company's van with the name 'Spruce Springclean' which gave us a laugh.

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  • 9 July 2008, 8:10PM

    Maggie Doyle

    Open QuoteIn Glasgow there's a sandwich shop called 'Roland Butter'. Quality.

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  • 20 July 2008, 9:12PM

    Caz

    Open Quotewhen I was younger, we went to Cornwall and saw a fish shop called 'Asalt and Battery'. Very nice they were too!

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